On waking up on
the morning of the 13th October, fragments of dreams bubbled up into
my consciousness. First, I recalled being captured by aliens who wanted to take
me to their home planet for dissection and other despicable things I’ll refrain
from mentioning. Then, a news item popped up: Bob Dylan, that paragon of
lyricism, had been awarded the Nobel Prize in literature. WTF, I thought, what
did I drink last night that made my brain dream up such ridiculous drivel. Then
came the absurd idea that I actually had heard or read that Dylan had in fact
won the prize the previous day; but, even given the long history of averageness
being awarded the Nobel Prize in literature, this seemed too crazy even for a dream.
There followed a major struggle between the dream and reality hypotheses, until
I was awake enough to realize that, yes, Bob Dylan, who invented lyrics of, as
yet, unmatched pseudo-profundity-and-lyricism by using a rhyming dictionary and
drugs, got the Nobel Prize in literature, hard to stomach even when Tolstoy, Proust, Joyce, Woolf, Borges, Nabokov, Updike, and Auden,
did not (*teeth grinding*). Up to now getting the prize came with a suspicion
of mediocrity, now it is a certification of it. Words are the keyword. When you
listen to singers (which they are) like Dylan, Cohen, and Waits, it’s the words
that resonate because there's the melody that separates the words or phrases,
so that it’s not about the whole of the lyrics. It's different to a Sinatra or
Nat King Cole, or Simon and Garfunkel, where you follow the whole thing with
absolute clarity and as a continuous whole, even country music, perfect lyrics
too, much better than Dylan; and there's a category in between too. And
sub-categories. But this is a discussion about music; literature doesn't come
into it. Was this just a mistake, or a malicious attempt at promoting populism
and subverting literature?
The reality is
that there oft is no meaning behind the lyrics, they are poorly written,
especially his later works and if anybody but Dylan had penned them any Dylan
fan would laugh at their nonsensical amateurish nature. Most Dylan fans know
this but won't admit it to each other (it's a classic case of the Emperor's new
clothes syndrome). Dylan has not been relevant for decades. To award him a
Nobel Prize in this year is laughable. It's akin to those meaningless lifetime
achievement awards they hand out at the Oscars: populist feel good shite.
He, through no
fault of his own, has robbed a worthy winner such as António Lobo Antunes (or
many other vastly superior writers than Dylan) of the prize and recognition.
I'm sure Dylan feels awful. I know I would.
I love Dylan
fans trying to work out the complex meanings behind his simplistic lyrics.
NB: I’m fully
prepared to get stick from that multitude of Dylan fans out there… Let them
come, baby…
























